Friday, June 06, 2008

Summer time

When you work indoors, how do you know the summer is here?

1. The air conditioning breaks down at the hottest moment of the day.

2. It rains when you don't carry your umbrella, but it doesn't when you have your umbrella and raincoat at hand.

3. Your cat stops sleeping in your bed.

4. It's 8 o'clock and you can't sleep because of the sunlight thanks to a completely unnecessary daylight saving time.

5. Your dog's panting wakes you up at midnight.

6. Your car's front seat burns your butt.

7. There are no cold drinks left at the store's fridge.

8. Your boss leaves the office for lunch at 2 o'clock, but returns way after 4.

9. There is no cop in sight between 1 p.m. till 4 p.m.

10. Kids at school start planning either a killing spree or torching down the building.